Sometimes, when I'm putting eyeliner on to cover my patchy, sparse eyelashes, I feel like a kid with a coloring book. I'm coloring in the lines. Or playing connect-the-dots. Or doing a fill-in-the-blanks worksheet.
Are those your actual eyelashes in the picture? They look good for a trichster. Mine are pretty bad right now. Nursing school is stressful, and I'm pretty sure stress is exacerbating my urge to pull. My poor lashline is very patchy right now. Thank all the powers that be for eyeliner. And mascara, for although it can't create lashes where there aren't any, it can make the short, stubby, sparse ones brown like the eyeliner, so they don't stand out and look obviously plucked.
Two things you should know about me: I have Trichotillomania and I love puns. So it's a trichy business to not roll your eyes at me. But don't get triched out at my trichster tendencies.
Hi, I'm Pam. I'm in my thirties, Jewish, and a huge proponent of the Oxford comma. An early version of this blog focused on online dating, but somehow after 8 years of failed online dating, I met my life partner in, like, real life. I use writing as a way to organize my thoughts and figure out the world. I'm on a journey to becoming a better human, citizen, ally, and advocate, and I blog to share my musings, funny stories, stream-of-consciousness, and serious analysis of the world around me. Also, I love puns.
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Are those your actual eyelashes in the picture? They look good for a trichster. Mine are pretty bad right now. Nursing school is stressful, and I'm pretty sure stress is exacerbating my urge to pull. My poor lashline is very patchy right now. Thank all the powers that be for eyeliner. And mascara, for although it can't create lashes where there aren't any, it can make the short, stubby, sparse ones brown like the eyeliner, so they don't stand out and look obviously plucked.
No, alas, those are not my actual eyelashes. I would love it if they were. Just a Google image search for eyeliner.
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